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The Book of Life - Deborah Harkness

"No, I'm vampire" Matthew stepped forward joining Chris under the projector's light. "And before you ask, I can go outside during the day and my hair won't catch fire in the sunlight. I'm Catholic and have a crucifix. When I sleep, which is not often, I prefer a bed to a coffin.  If you try to stake me, the wood would likely splenter before it enters my skin." He bared his teeth. "No fangs either. And one last thing I do not, nor have I ever sparkled." ~ Matthew Claremont