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Beast Behaving Badly - Shelly Laurenston

"Can't you just take a bath?" - Bo's Uncle, who raised him
"I don't have a ducky. How can I take a bath without a ducky?" - Bo "the Marauder" Novikov
"It's like you want me to beat you. It's like your begging me to." - Bo's Uncle